February 2012
Daily Needs of our Generation:
ohsofunnyblog:
Food: 10% , Water: 2% ,Sleep: 3% ,Tumblr: 85%
http://wtfsofunny.tumblr.com/
teacher: you, pass out these papers
me: okay
class:
me:
class:
me:
class:
me: who are you people
iwrotesins:
i’m going to write a book and make the paper out of onions so everyone will cry and think i’m the best author ever
Walking with Friends
Expectations:
Reality:
Meanwhile in my ask box... →
When I Draw a Circle... →
totally-relatable:
Expectation:
REALITY:
(via Totally-Relatable: The funniest relatable posts.)
When someone doesn't understand your sarcasm, and...
"Have any fun plans for the weekend?" →
Me:
When you hear your mom say your name on the phone: →
me: this is a bad idea and will only make me sad
me: okay let's do it
divastrider:
I hate when my tumblr friends are sad. if I lived near you i’d want to bring you to my house and we’d have a sleepover and we’d eat pizza and watch movies and feelings jam and we’d cuddle and you could stay until you feel better. I want to take care of you all.
I’d bring nutella:)
Josh Hutcherson: I'm single, I don't have a girlfriend.
Me: I volunteer as tribute.
ninja-rice:
myurlwastoolongdamnit:
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katyperrydaughter: